Sooo.
Ahhh. I know, I haven't been on in aaaages. I'm sorry guys. I might have posted the willy-nilly random little comment on something in your gallery or replied to an old comment or something, and I'm sorry if this has guided you to believe that I'm actually coming back.
Because I'm not sure I am. I mean, it's not because I don't still love you guys it's just 'cos. Well. I don't feel like it. Every time I get online I feel inspired and I look at everyone's art. Just because I don't submit things any more or comment on people's art isn't to say that I don't look at everything in my devWatch. I check my watch about every week, sometimes more often, sometimes less.

EXPLANATION:
I don't want to get online because last year and the year before I was pretty much obsessed with dA. I couldn't leave the computer for more than like, fifteen minutes. I constantly was checking my comments and all that, and every time a friend asked if I wanted to go out or I went to the store I pitched a fit because I couldn't stand to leave the computer. |: And I really don't want that to happen again because I've actually got a social life.
But if I ever do come back, I probably won't be on as much as I used to be.
If you really want to see some of my more recent art, message me or reply to this. I just don't think anyone reeeaally wants to see it, which is another reason as to why I haven't been updating my art.

I would love to keep in contact with all my lovely friends, though! So, uh, I've been using POLYVORE a lot. I don't really think the guys would be so interested in it, but maybe some of you girlies would.
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That's me. If you make an account and need some help figuring out how to use it, message me and I'll deff. help!
I love you all. If you leave me a comment I'll most likely reply, but not many people do that. xD;;
Anyways, I just thought I would explain what happened because some of you seemed worried that I died or something. |: Which I didn't.

Zetsu: "Always with the barfing stuff..." ROFLMAO.
Okay so I'm catching up on Naruto again and I SWEAR Zetsu is the best thing since god knows what.
OROCHIMARU IS GONE THANK GOD he scared the shit out of me. :/
And in chapter 393 the sfx for the unrolling scroll...Shurhurhururururururur. rofl Sounds retarded. And Sasuke's "FUCK YOU!"
ROFLMAO
I'm commenting as I read and TOBI...
"Ewww, you're an Auburame? Not bugs! Gross!"
And Kiba you silly willy. "Slipped right through him...Son of a bitch..." <3
ROFLMAO!!!! "YO, ALOE VERA!" ohmygod ahlkhjdlkld;aljd
NarutoxZetsu MY OTP

1) Full Name: Elanor Roosevelt. No seriously.

2) Male/Female: FEMALE

3) Were you named after anyone: Uh no.

4) Does your name mean anything: Britney = Brittany which is what the French called the British when they invaded at some period in time. \:

5) Nick Name(s): Brit, Brit-Brit, Gladice, etc etc I could go on and on.

6) What do you think you look like: Uh idk. |: 5'1", thin and lanky, short trendy hair [yes TRENDY] oval/heart shaped face gray-blue-green eyes etc etc

7) Date of Birth: September 23 1832

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Alaska, Michigan

9) Nationality: ...American?

10) Astrology Sign: Libra

11) Chinese Astrology: ...Dog? I think

12) Religion: no

13) What's your favorite smell: Uh idk something airy. I like how the air smells just before it snows. And citrus-y smells.

14) Political Position: idk. I'm not into politics.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: I don't know. Water?

16) Hair+Eye color: Blue I guess. There's an ongoing debate over that. My mom says I have "Australian blue" eyes, she's probably right, and then my friends say they're green/gray. /shrug Brown hair.

17) Do you look like anyone famous: Uh idk. o_o

18) What do you look like: YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS
Right now I look like hell because it's spring break and I'll be honest with you, I don't give a shit. My hair is absolutely disgusting and I haven't washed my face recently. \:

19) Any unusual talents: Uh not really.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: Right.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: /shrug

22) What do you do for a living: NOTHING rofl

23) What do you do for fun: Drawing and reading and writing and socializing and talking and doing memes and thinking and etc etc etc

24) What kind of material do you like to use: Pencils, pens, sharpies right now I'm really prone to Tegaki E.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: Uh idk pencils pens sharpies tegaki e?

26) Have you met your grandparents: Uh. On my mom's side, yes but my Grandma died a few years ago. On my biological dad's side, no I haven't even met HIM. On my dad's side yes to both his moms and no to both his dads. [he was adopted and then reunited with his biological mother when he was an adult]

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: what are you asking me \:

28) Crush: /points all the way over there

29) What celebrity would you date if you could: HARRISON FORD 20 years into the past and I am an adult
: D and Seamus Diggory

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): /point

32) Favorite place to be: Uh idk back in Virginia riding bikes from Erica's house to Jacob's and Aussie Land and downtown Detroit

33) Least favorite place to be: IDK.

34) Do you burn or tan: Burn. :/

35) Ever break a bone: Nope

36) What is your favorite cereal:Frosted Wheaties

37) Person you cry with: Uh my mom and some of my closer friends but it kind of embarasses me.



Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Nope.

39) Any brothers: One younger brother.

40) Any pets: YES. 73901797187497904 of them.

41) An Illness: No.

42) Pager: No.

43) A personal phone line: No.

44) A cell phone: Yes.

45) A visible birthmark: Yes on my chin.

46) A pool or hot tub: rofl no.

47) A car: Me, no. We have two family cars though. A big black Jeep and a Gallant.


Decribe Your:

48) Personality: Uh idk. Loud, happy, giddy. I'm also kind of self-conscious. /: Loyal and detirmined also I guess

49) Driving: Augh no. The prospect of it scares me. Unless I had a hummer in which case I could just crush everyone. |:

50) Your clothing style: Uh. Idk. I've had girls in my school come up to me and tell me they love my style, srsly. Skinny-jeans/flares/cargos and a graphic t. Usually accompanied by a punky/girlie accessory and a pair of Converse.

51) Room: A hell hole. xD Green walls which I love and a cool IKEA bed which I'm not using right now [my mattress is on the floor]. A load of books, papers, clothes, shoes and candy-wrappers are all over the place.

52) What's missing: Uhhhh. Idk.

53) School: Cool. We live in the suburbs so we've got a huge variety of kids around and like, all ethnicities and stuff.

54) Bed: rofl on the ground. I've also got a hodge-podge of mismatched quilts, sheets and pillow-covers. Two pillows, a vibrating chair thing?, and a stuffed rabbit. Usually occupied by one or more cats.

55) Relationship with your parents: Good I guess except my mom and I argue. :\

56) Do you believe in yourself: I guess.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: idk man

58) Consider yourself a good listener: ... Sometimes.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: I want to marry a red-headed guy with an accent [preferrably British] and adopt Asian babies.
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I also want to be forensic anthropologist/fbi agent/something to do with breaking-edge medical science.


Do you:


60) Get Along with your parents: MOSTLY

61) Save your emails: Not really but I only delete spam.

62) Pray: Nope.

63) Believe in reincarnation: No but I do believe in some kind of afterlife. I have troubles believing that when you're dead you're just...Dead.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day: roflmao No.

65) Like to talk on the phone: Depends on who I'm talking to. Not usually though.

66) Like to eat: Uh yeah mostly.

67) Like to exercise: Depends what exercise it is. Like. I don't like working out or doing stretches or anything like that. But if it's like, swimming or just running around and playing or walking around somewhere cool until my feet are going to fall off or something like that it's cool.

68) Like to watch sports: not really

69) Sing in a car: YES

70) What is a dream that you have all the time: Uhhh well when I was younger I would always always always dream that my family and I were on a road trip and we would have to go to the gas station or something and I would get out of the car and wander around the store looking for peanuts or some candy or something, and my parents would leave and I would run out into the street and scream and watch as they left with like, a walrus or something in my seat.
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And then I would have a dream that...Ha ha well I don't really remember it 100% but it was dumb. Like, there would be one of those...Uh. Those things with like four balls on a string that go back and forth and hit eachother. Yeah. It was just one of those in a completely blank room. And it would just go in this really, really, really slow, slow, slow rhythm, and then it would speed up untill it got really fast and I don't know why but it SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME. And it might not always be the ball on the string, it could be something else [I don't remember what else] but it would always have that same rhythm.
Or there would be like, a turning log and something would happen but I don't remember what.
:/ And then I also have dreams that I go to school in my underwear and I'm just like "lolhay" and they're like "...do you want some clothes" and I'm like, "oh sure" and I just run around outside with the clothes in my hands. o___o I think other people usually dream that they go to school with no clothes on and everyone laughs at them and they're all embarassed but I don't know. \:
And then the usual 'oh i'm flying in a maze'.
And these days I dream that I like, am in the bath tub and I go under water and I think I'm going to drown but then I can breath. |: I could also be at the pool or the beach or a pond.
And yeah.

71) Dream in Color: Yeah usually.

72) Do you have nightmares: Yes. Most of the ones above are nightmares rofl.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes. A bunny. It's name is Bunny. It does not have a gender. :/

74) Right next to you: Uhm. On one side is a pillow and the wall and Bunny and on the other side is a blanket and a sketch pad with a naked lady with six arms that I drew last night.

75) On your coffee cup: Ew coffee. But we have coffee cups with Get Fuzzy on them.

76) On your mouse pad: Tablet no mouse pad.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum: MOJITO

78) Your brand of deodorant: Uh idk. Dove or Suave or L'oreal or something.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Uh probably London or New York or Bikini Beach.

80) Your dream wife/husband: Someone REALLY SMART and tolerant of me who can have an intelligent conversation with me and then not freak out when I laugh about something that happened 3 months ago with red hair and freckles and a British accent. : D rofl /shallow
Unless it's a lady in which case I don't really know.
I'm not going to close myself out to other options though. XD

81) Hiding in your closet: Uh idk a mess of clothes I am too lazy to hang up and probably a cat.

82) Under your bed: Uh. Pencils and dust and furry stuff.

83) The name of your closest/best friend: Uh. Erica.

84) Your bad time of day: I don't know probably. Uh. The morning. :/ No when I get home from school.

85) Your worst fear(s): Being lost and rejected and loosing the people really close to me. And knives. :\

86) What's the weather like: UH idk I haven't been outside for like, a week. From what I can see looking from my window from where I am it's gray.

87) What's your favorite time of year: Uh. In VA it was fall but idk it's pretty cold here by fall.

88) Your favorite holiday: Uh. Thanksgiving for the family and Christmas for the family and presents.

89) A material weakness: Glass bottles. I have a collection of them.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: I don't know. Uh. Seaweed crackers but that isn't so weird.

91) The top of your "to do list": Stop procrastinating and finish the three things I need to do for school for a grade. :/

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Growing up itself. I freak out because I don't know what I'm going to be like when I'm older and I'm changing a lot and I'm afraid I'll go into like, a depression or something and self medicate with drugs and then get addicted and get like cancer or something.
/worry wort

93) A pet you want: Uh. A sheep. And some birds. Little ones. And a lion.

94) Your scariest moment: I don't know. I guess the one time I had to get stitches when I was like. Seven or eight or something I was really scared.

95) Your attitude about love: It can make or break you I guess. ._.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: rofl no I don't need to do anything special. : D

97) The worst feeling in the world: I don't know. Guilt. I hate being guilty.

98) The Best feeling in the world: Seeing people I miss. /shrug

99) Who sent this to you: No one I stole it.

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Choose choose choose choose choose.
:[ My friend, publicsafety makes greaaaaat profiles/themes/skins etc. And so she's making me one for my Gaia and I need to choose a picture of a model that I like BUT THERE'S TOO MANY. So please choose. :[
It has to go with this base: [link]
Don't steal it, it belongs to her. >:[
GEMMA:
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CAROLINE:
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HEIDI:
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DAKOTA:
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LILY:
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Also, Gene Simmon's Family Jewels is FUNNY. o 3o It's like. Lol. Srsly.
And his kids are GORGEOUS. ;w;
Dudes, watch it. o 3o

NEWS:
JOIN TEGAKI E NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE LAME.
THANK YOU.
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IT IS MADE OF WIN AND DELICIOUS CAKES AND LOVELY ART AND MY SN IS xREDemergency SO WATCH FOR ME.
C:

And.
I will +~*feauture*~+ my favorite works +~* 3 *~+ of the first ten people who comment on here!
And I will +~*feature*~+ my favorite works by some of my favorite artists!
SO GET CRACKING AND COMMENT.

Features:
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o 3o I like this one because it's sexy. :] -shot- But yeah, I really like his expression and the way you've drawn it. Although COCO KIND OF THROWS OFF HIS SERIOUS EXPRESSION and he just looks silly now. C: In a good way.
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This whole can is GORGEOUS and I had to pick just one picture, so it was this one. C:
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It's a stick figure on a flying can. 'Nuff said.


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This is so inspiring to me. To be able to tell the world all your faults...Priceless. I've always prided myself with being bold, but I've never had the courage to make one of these, although I think I will now.
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So cute!
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This one's cute too! ;3

HJGDHKJAGDKJA Pau I will get to you, but I've gotta go right now. XD

Favorite artists' work:
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